Real men keep a STASH to 1-up their
wife's boyfriend's beard.
You wear a because you are neither a woman, nor a child.
Because your upper lip is lonely and needs a hairy hug.
Because its god’s way of saying, “this mfer is a man of culture”.
Because your face needs a wingman.
Because it’s a historical artifact with the utility of being a crumb catcher and flavor saver.
Because you are a man of mystery with borderline autistic humor that only a few understand.
Because you want to rock it like a silent film villain from the 19th century, without fear or apology.
Because you want to 1-up your wife’s boyfriend’s beard.
Because everything is better with a on Solana.
Note: Core team was initially allocated 7.5%, but 80% of it was burned on March 26, 2024, bringing it down to 1.5%. Here are the txs from the burn.
Here’s all the images you need to get your meme game on.
So twirl your big, bushy, glorious, sexy and get to work, foo.
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